You just crushed a workout. Your activity name should hit as hard as you did. Let Metamatic give your Strava the personality it deserves.
Free. No credit card. No BS.
Set it up once, forget it exists, then smile every time you check Strava.
Want Yoda narrating your runs? Christopher Walken... describing your ride? A mob boss respecting your miles? We got you.
Finish workout. Save to Strava. That's it. We intercept it, sprinkle on some magic, and boom — legendary activity name.
Get a push notification the moment your activity gets its glow-up. It's like Christmas morning, but sweatier.
Install it like an app. No app store drama, no updates to ignore. Just tap the icon and you're in.
Each one weirder than the last. In a good way.
Data-Driven
"5.2mi @ 8:32/mi | 156bpm avg | Zone 3 Endurance"
For the spreadsheet athletes among us
Funny & Witty
"Ran until my playlist ran out of bangers"
Self-deprecating humor is a lifestyle
Yoda
"Run 5 miles, you did. Proud of you, I am."
900 years old and still faster than you
Christopher Walken
"I ran... FIVE miles. And you know what? I'd do it again."
Dramatic pauses included at no extra charge
The Godfather
"10 miles. A debt paid to my legs. Respect."
Makes you an offer you can't refuse (to run)
Austin Powers
"20 miles? Yeah baby! Very shagadelic!"
Groovy vibes and questionable dental work
...and many more. New voices added regularly.
It's tired of being boring. Help it out.